Persistence of Epstein — Full-Bleed Tee | Surreal Scandal Satire
The Inspiration
Time melts. So does the official story.
A Brandon Ruiz original — political satire as wearable art. Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717, 6.1 oz garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton in Khaki, chosen so the artwork sits in the cloth, not on top of it.
Heavyweight. Pre-shrunk. Relaxed unisex fit. Every piece is obvious parody and protected commentary.
Fit & Sizing — Comfort Colors 1717 tee
Garment-dyed, true unisex — runs relaxed/boxy. Between sizes? Size down for a classic fit, stay true for an oversized look. Lay a t-shirt you love flat and compare.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
The Canvas
6.1oz garment-dyed heavyweight cotton (Comfort Colors 1717). Vintage soft-wash, boxy unisex fit. Built to outlast the current administration.
Edition
Numbered studio edition (STUDIO EDITION). Individually numbered and signed. Obvious parody / political commentary — your IP-safe, well-dressed act of disrespect.
Freedom of the Press Foundation
This is protected political satire — so we put our money where our mouth is. A portion of every order supports Freedom of the Press Foundation, defending the journalists and whistleblowers who keep power honest.