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LOT 013
Zuckerberg: A Metamorphosis
Comfort Colors 1717 · garment-dyed cotton · political-satire artifact
Evolution, allegedly.
Signed & numberedstudio edition · never reprinted
Garment-dyed heavyweightpremium Comfort Colors cotton
Obviously a parodyprotected commentary · ships discreetly
Secure checkouttracked & insured · 30-day returns
The Inspiration
A four-panel sepia evolution chart — hoodie gremlin → grey-suit android → MMA bro → Roman emperor. The natural history of a man optimizing himself in public.
The Canvas
6.1oz garment-dyed heavyweight cotton (Comfort Colors 1717). Vintage soft-wash, boxy unisex fit. Built to outlast the current administration.
Edition
Numbered studio edition (LOT 013). Individually numbered and signed. Obvious parody / political commentary — your IP-safe, well-dressed act of disrespect.
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WHERE YOUR MONEY GOES
This is protected political satire — so we put our money where our mouth is. A portion of every order supports Freedom of the Press Foundation, defending the journalists and whistleblowers who keep power honest.
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